[reply]    02/12/04 09:33 AM EST posted by alex email

So, I am eagerly awaiting an update to The Drudge Report. Right now I've just got the lame old alarmist with a headline that reads both "**World Exclusive Developing**" and "CAMPAIGN DRAMA ROCKS DEMOCRATS". I can't wait for this anticlimactic headline to finally break. The only thing that would live up to the hype I've created in the past hour and a half of waiting is the following: BREAKING NEWS: BULL'S SCHLONG GETS DEMOCRATIC NOD TO MAKE 04 WHITE HOUSE RUN All other democratic candiates withdraw from race upon seeing the enormous penis. Well, at least I can put it on my own breaking news.

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