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Sports Kellen Winslow 2 Accident Caught On Tape
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05/21/05 09:33 AM EST
posted by JER email web

0001.jpgWow, not only was he riding a motorcycle, but it's been confirmed that KWII crashed while he was popping a wheelie. This clip was taken by a surveillance camera just seconds before he lost control of the bike, hit a curb & tore his ACL.  Take a good look, kids: this is the exact moment KWII lost 5 million dollars.

 


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05/23/05 11:06 AM EST
posted by Doug2 email web

And people wondered why the Redskins didn't draft him.

 


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07/01/05 01:03 AM EST
posted by jon

its all good even though he wreked. hes still da realest tight end on and off da field.no tight end can compete with kellen winslow 2. its a learning expierence for him wow big deal. just wait when hes bak on da field hes gonna earn all if his respect back that he lost and earn more.u mark my words and just wait and see. this man is da realest .hell be bak ready for WAR.just wait motherfukers.hell be ready.hes a fukin soldier hes ready for war.hes got his ammo and **** ready to unload on ray lewises **** and all da other defensive players in da nfl who think they can take him.just wait u **** talkers and learn from da best tight end ever to put his hands on a football.KELLEN WINSLOW 2 WILL BE BAK AND READY FOR WAR BECAUSE HES A FUKIN SOLDIER.

 


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07/01/05 01:04 AM EST
posted by jon

its all good even though he wreked. hes still da realest tight end on and off da field.no tight end can compete with kellen winslow 2. its a learning expierence for him wow big deal. just wait when hes bak on da field hes gonna earn all if his respect back that he lost and earn more.u mark my words and just wait and see. this man is da realest .hell be bak ready for WAR.just wait motherfukers.hell be ready.hes a fukin soldier hes ready for war.hes got his ammo and **** ready to unload on ray lewises **** and all da other defensive players in da nfl who think they can take him.just wait u **** talkers and learn from da best tight end ever to put his hands on a football.KELLEN WINSLOW 2 WILL BE BAK AND READY FOR WAR BECAUSE HES A FUKIN SOLDIER.

 


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07/01/05 07:09 AM EST
posted by alex email

Hrm, perhaps jon possesses roughly the same logic and reasoning that led Kellen to throw away his career and millions of dollars?  Or perhaps less.

Jon = Blogdouche  (This is more for the double post than anything else, sorry)

Jon, FYI, the word "the" is spelled T-H-E, no D-A, and your obscenities, which shouldn't even be on your post, usually contain an CK, not just the K.  But hey, spelling is spelling, I won't really get on you for that, it pretty easy to make the mistakes you made, but IMHO, "teh" is more acceptable than "da."

You should also take a moment to look into proper capitalization.  You often fail to capitalize proper names and acronyms, however later you capitalize entire sentences. 

Your punctuations leaves something to be desired as well.  Typically a space, or preferably two, are customary after a period, and while it is of lesser concern, apostrophes are customary when assigning ownership or in common contractions, otherwise in combination with your poor capitalization, it sometimes appears as if you are calling Kellen by the new name of "Hes."  Hes Winslow, come to think of it that is not a bad name.

Well, thanks for the read Jon, hopefully we won't hear about how you crashed your motorcycle in a parking lot.  Come to think of it, even if you do, we won't hear, because nobody cares.

 


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07/01/05 07:24 AM EST
posted by JER email web

3 cheers for alex, protector of blogtegrity.

 

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