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Sports Jer, looking for a new job?
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04/29/05 12:10 PM EST
posted by alex email

Hey Jer,

If you are sick of being a programmer and are looking for a new job, I think I've found the perfect one for you.  The Nationals are hiring for their on field T-shirt throwing, hot dog shooting, all singing, all dancing crew.  Send your resume along.  http://washington.nationals.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/help/jobs.jsp?c_id=was  Seriously though, you totally have enough on your resume for it, all you need to do is walk into the interview and say "I was Shamu..."  then rub your stomach like you are hungry and you are totally in.  Maybe you could even replace their Furby looking mascot guy in the eagle screech suit.

 


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04/29/05 01:56 PM EST
posted by Blearns email web

Odd, Iman and I went to the Circus a few weeks back, and I just kept thinking that the perfect job for Jerry was ringleader...

 

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