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Politics The Prince and the Poop Hand
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04/26/05 10:27 AM EST
posted by JER email web

bush-abdullah.jpgIn this AP photo, I'm assuming that George W. Bush is holding hands with Saudi Arabia's Prince Abdullah because hand-holding is a Saudi Arabian or Muslim custom. But isn't it also a custom that Muslims wipe their butts with the left hand? So while it may be a nice gesture for Bush to offer his hand to the Prince, I would think Abdullah would be mortified that Bush offered his poop hand for their little stroll...

 


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04/26/05 12:16 PM EST
posted by alex email

But is it not an honor to hold the poop hand of a sitting president? 

I do think Bush was concerned about the poop hand though, and not being muslim he wasn't sure of the hand.  After asking Abdullah "Wait a second, am I holding your poop hand?", Abdullah responded, "No, I'm holding yours, but don't worry, you can't even tell that my left hand is my poop hand, you see, you can't even smell a thing."

Hey Bushie my Main Man, would you please smell my finger?

 


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04/26/05 01:44 PM EST
posted by Doug2 email web

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