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02/22/05 07:51 AM EST
posted by JER email web

Last year, Jason Giambi showed up to Yankees training camp 20-odd pounds lighter and attributed his sudden, dramatic weight loss to "not eating fast food."  It was suspected at the time (and is now all-but-certain) that his weight-loss was simply a result of quitting steroids.

Now, in a near identical story, Ivan Rodriguez showed up at Tigers camp 20 pounds lighter!  How does "Pudge" explain this sudden, dramatic weight loss?  Why, eating better, of course.

Juan Gonzalez reports to Indians camp tomorrow, Rafael Palmeiro is due in Baltimore's camp soon.  If those two lost weight in the off-season, the whole lot of 'em need to get together and write a weight loss book.  Most people would love to have this incredible diet success.  I have the perfect title, too: Canseco Wasn't Lying!

 

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