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Don't Count Kucinich Out!!!
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03/23/04 12:22 PM EST
posted by alex email |
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If you haven't seen it yet, please give this article a read. To paraphrase, it is a Q&A session with a Cleveland PD (Plain Dealer) reporter about Dennis "The Crazy Man" Kucinich's never ending quest for the Maison Blanc (I call it that since, if elected, his Health Care platform would quickly begin our transformation to accepting all culture that is French). My favorite quote from the article is:
Reporter: But you're not in to get the nomination, to be president of the United States?
Candidate Crazy: I'm not going to answer your question in the way you posed it. What I am going to say is I acknowledge that Sen. Kerry has achieved the 2,162 delegates which are required to be able to be successful at the convention. I could count. . . . [But] I'm not declaring that it's over by any means. By any means.
I think it is hysterical that he does and says what he pleases when he pleases. I think he would not be a good president for our nation, but from the looks of it, it appears that we will get to see him every four years running for the democratic nomination from here until the election of the year 3000. I can just picture his head in a tank full of water on a galaxial televised debate:
George Bush the XXVIIth: Dennis Head, what is your stance on the interstellar tariff agreement that has been supporting our civilization as a whole since the black hole threat of 2650?
Dennis Kucinich's Head: Your question holds no merit and I shall ignore it as if it was never asked. Instead I will talk about the pudding pops I saw walking around in a dream I had last night. These pudding pops represent the people of our world and the people of our world believe you are out to destroy them, therefore I am the candidate of choice.
Well, for a little more funny reading, check out Dennis the Political Menace's Top 10 List from Late Night the other night. It is very funny, but what is even more funny is how possible it actually appears that his #1 is. Chew on that one folks.
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Another quote from that famous Year 3000 debate:
Dan Rather Head: Isn't it true that you were mayor of Cleveland when the river caught fire?
Kucinich Head: I find that question far to factual. What we should really be asking is "How are we going to get back the 2.3 million jobs we lost 1,000 years ago during George W. Bush's 1st term?"
[crazed applause]
Dan Rather Head: Zzzzzzzz.....
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