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suggestabull


Fact: Bull thinks you suck.

Myth: There's nothing you can do to fight back.

Bull is laughing at you... In fact, I hear he's actually having sex with your parents right now.

It doesn't have to be this way -- Shiny Donkey can help. Our team of immature artists can put Bull in a silly costume, chop off a limb or two and generally wreak havoc with his cartoon life. So if you have the balls, stick it to that three-legged stick figure and send us your best "Bull ideas" today!

As an added bonus, if your Bull is chosen, you will receive your Bull by e-mail before it is officially released on ShinyDonkey.com.

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