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Miniature Websites
a collection of sites too pointless
to have their own domain name
 
Please don't dump me after I like you. }-{ello My Future Girlfriend
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In homage to Mikey, a well-intentioned 11 year old who posted a personal ad on the web that got more hits than this sad site ever will, ShinyDonkey.com takes out a personal ad for our own very special guy.

EXTRAS
This mini-site features a sound clip entitled, "Bull Seeks Future Girlfriend, Take 2." Now go behind the scenes to hear what could have been with 4 alternative "Bull Voice" takes:

Take 1 (a bit buzzy)
Take 3
Take 4
Take 5

 
 
Silly Jakob, JPEGs aren't just for porn! Save Jakob Nielsen
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Jakob Nielsen is world-renowned for his great knowledge of website usability and his mantra of minimalism.

But sometimes, too much of a good thing is a bad thing. Is it so much to ask that a website have TWO graphics? We sure don't think so.

So join our crusade to bring Jakob to a brighter tomorrow with his own license of Adobe Photoshop. Your $1 will not only save him, but may just save us all...



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