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Weezer's new video was just posted to YouTube. It incorporates just about every geek joke or viral internet video of the past 8 years, including "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" and "Chocolate Rain." Worth a viewing, even though it includes that creep Britney kid...
While I recognized a lot of it, a few references were lost on me -- who's the fat kid singing at his desk? How about the scary guy in a blonde wig?
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I'm doing a little experimentation tonight. No, still not gay, just trying to optimize a Web site for Google's crawler.
For example, I want to make it easy for people in Annandale, VA to find Sherlock's Pest Control. I created a service areas page that lists each of the cities & zip codes that they serve. Each service area links then to a page explaining the services offered in that area.
This technique has resulted in a few clickthroughs from very specific searches ("sterling va skunk removal"). On the down side, searching google for site:sherlockspest.net shows that only a few of these service area pages were actually indexed.
I haven't found confirmation anywhere that Google ignores spam-ish pages that regurgitate a bunch of similar content, but it seems to me that a good crawler would be smart enough to do so. Without resorting to this technique, what other options have worked for you? Maybe randomizing the services that are listed on each page? Perhaps adding testimonials or other unique content sprinkled within? |
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No rest for the talentless
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05/13/08 09:18 AM EST
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 Talentless SNL alum to get his own show
No, not Jay Mohr. There's a rumor floating around that Jimmy Fallon is on the "short list" to replace Conan O'Brien when O'Brien takes over the Tonight Show.
This deal is a no brainer, really, as NBC will be able to streamline and simplify the show, saving some serious cash:
1) Fallon will be so busy giggling at his own jokes, they won't need a studio audience, just a desk and a backdrop.
2) They can save on mirrors for the dressing room since he'll spend at least two segments fiddling with his hair for the camera
3) Drop the musical act. Jimmy is "hilarious" at his Adam Sandler-esque bits and can fill a good 15 minutes
4) They can cut the opening monologue entirely, no one finds this guy funny (except Lorne Michaels)
Is Horatio Sans available for the sidekick job?
UPDATE: It's official. Craig Ferguson never looked so good. |
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Blearns is always ragging on this site's RSS feeds. Is there a standard syntax that I'm not following for maximum compatibility? Perhaps there's a tag that's missing or incorrect? Google Reader handles the feeds just fine and I never get duplicate articles (A List Apart) or a broken feed (Sports Pickle).
For your consideration, here's a typical item from my feed:
<item>
<title>Stop the Clocks Chords and Lyrics</title>
<link>http://www.shinydonkey.com/thread.aspx?Thread=698#msg2275</link>
<dc:creator>JER <a href="mailto:webmaster@shinydonkey.com">email</a> <a href="http://www.shinydonkey.com/" target=_blank>web</a></dc:creator>
<comments>http://www.shinydonkey.com/thread.aspx?Thread=698#msg2275</comments>
<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
<guid>http://www.shinydonkey.com/thread.aspx?Thread=698#msg2275</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 01:09:06 GMT</pubDate>
<description>some text here</description>
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Stop the Clocks Chords and Lyrics
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05/07/08 09:09 PM EST
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A demo of Stop the Clocks, the most over-hyped unreleased Oasis song of the last 6+ years, has finally leaked. It's my birthday and Christmas all in one!
On first listen, I like it but can see why it wasn't the lead track of their greatest hits album of the same name. Stop the Clocks is a meditation, reminiscent of the Beatles' Tomorrow Never Knows and follows a form Noel has used occasionally since Standing on the Shoulder of Giants. This has led to such forgettable tracks as Who Feels Love and (Probably) All in the Mind. Stop the Clocks is a step up from those two but definitely not in the league of most of their B-sides, let alone their singles. I'm eagerly awaiting the studio version with hopes that it improves on this one.
For you guitar players, the song is quite simple and uses some familiar Oasis chords. Here are the building blocks, you should be able to put the pieces together:
STOP THE CLOCKS lyrics, tabs, chords
A x02230
E 022030
F 033230
G 320030
Stop the clocks and turn the world around
Lay your love, lay me down
And when the night is over there'll be no sound
Lock the box and leave it all behind
on the back seat of my mind
And when the night is over where will I lie?
What if I'm already dead -- how would I know?
What if I'm already dead -- how would I know?
Lost inside my head behind the wall
Do they hear me when I call?
And when the night is over where will I fall?
And when the fight is over where will I fall?
But if I'm already dead -- how would I know?
But if I'm already dead -- how would I know?
Stop the clocks and turn the world around
Lay your love, lay me down
And when the night is over there'll be no sound
And now the night is over there'll be no sound
And now my fight is over there'll be no sound |
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 I guess this is supposed to be sexy, but "I'll bet he smells nice" isn't the first thing that comes to mind when I see this guy. If anything, I'd imagine he needs a bath (or some spare change). |
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| I'd just like RSS feeds that work... |
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05/25/08 05:16 AM EST
posted by jitendra email |
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