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Geek Stuff An Argument for Napkin Technical Specifications
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01/23/07 09:32 AM EST
posted by JER email web

Anyone who has worked with me knows that I'm notorious for sketching wireframes & prototypes on any paper-like material available when the idea strikes me -- the back of an envelope, an old gas bill, napkins. It's good to know I'm not alone!

http://www.alistapart.com/articles/paperprototyping

 

Miscellaneous Alex's New Favorite Restaurant
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01/22/07 05:49 PM EST
posted by Blearns email web

Go to the website: http://www.doughboyscafe.com/ and tell me that Dough Boys Cafe isn't destined to be Alex's new favorite restaurant.

 

Movies I'm goin' to Hollywood
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01/19/07 11:16 PM EST
posted by JER email web

Wow, I was just reviewing the historical polls from the all polls page and I'm apparently working at the same level as the top idea men in Hollywood.  Of my joke suggestions for "upcoming movies," I suggested "Austin Powers 4: Thunderballs" and a hilarious third installment of the Ben Stiller series titled, "Meet the Schlongsteins."  However, I also accurately predicted a movie title that was clearly conceived by the How's Your News team: Ocean's Thirteen.

So peace out, homies -- I'm moving to L.A. to make my dream movies: "Die Hard Attack", "You & Me Killed Dupree" and "Clerks 3: Remember When This Was Funny?"

 

Miscellaneous McDonald's - I'm NOT lovin' it
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01/19/07 11:06 PM EST
posted by JER email web

So apparently McDonald's hasn't rolled out their all day breakfast yet??  I pulled a few Nick Krosschell-style 16-hour days this week, which got me off to a Rob 1-style start (leaving the house at 10:30).  When I pulled into the McDonald's drive-thru at 10:35, the cashier told me that breakfast had ended 5 minutes earlier and I couldn't order a PLAIN McMUFFIN!!!  I asked her what happened to all the mcmuffins?  Were they all out?  Did they throw them in the trash?  Her response was pretty telling, "So, just a coffee then?"  I said "No, please cancel my order."  After driving to 2 more McDonald's with similar results, I finally conceded and drove to work.

Assuming all their food is made in a similar way, why is this so long coming???

Also, the Cavs suck...  Well, at least I have the Browns to root for -- oh wait...

 

Shinydonkey.com CONGRATULATIONS SHINY DONKEY!!!!
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01/16/07 07:42 PM EST
posted by alex email

YOU HAVE DONE IT!!!!!

Shiny Donkey is finally #1 on Google.com's search results when some random idiot decides to search for "Shiny Donkey."  

It has been a long road Donkey.  A road full of Bull penis jokes, Lohan boob posts, and Jake's random rantings about some news group message that he happened upon about difficult programming.  But this long road has come to an and with a great payoff of a #1 Google search ranking. 

Here is to the last several years of stupidity, and to many more.

Next goal, #1 Google result when searching for "Naked Midget Poop Sex"

 

Miscellaneous
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01/27/07 01:04 PM EST
posted by Jonathan email web

Lindsey sent me this article and I thought I would share it with you.

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