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07/23/2005       Dictators usually LIKE this site, but...
Sadaam Hussein has often been compared to Stalin, Ivan the Terrible and Danielle Steele, which is why it may come as a huge shock that unlike those famed leaders of men, Sadaam hates Shiny Donkey! It all stems from a May '99 posting by "chemAli" in which he bragged that he'd gotten some Furbies real cheap on eBay. Hussein was furious that this insider deal hadn't been revealed to him sooner, and swore that he would never visit ShinyDonkey.com again. Of course, he still subscribes to the RSS feed, but that's like, totally different.
 
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05/17/2005       JuvieTwins.com: Mature Humor in Mature Times
The Juvie Twins ("Alex" / "Dickprint McCumtie" and "Jerry"/"Poopsmear Jones") have amused us for years with their brilliant & inspiring antics. Hailed by The Essential Bathroom Reader as "not even worth the poop Bull uses to draw them," what mischief will those twins get into next?
 
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05/17/2005       All The Way To The Bank
No one is quite sure WHY we pay our tech support staff; when they're not mocking customers, they're joking about Star Wars. And when they surf porn it's not the good top shelf stuff, it's the really nasty obesity fetish sites. Seriously, man, no one wants to see that on the way to the coffee machine.
 
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05/17/2005       Buy my product or I'll club this seal!!!
Some people think Tony Little comes off as a bit crazy but he's actually quite sane. But don't take our word for it; as Tony would say "AIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
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05/17/2005       WARNING: Some Blogs May Give Off a Foul Odor
Chris Rock knows his sh*t and he hates this site. Maybe you should visit http://www.aTALLdrinkofwater.com/ for something less low-brow.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



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