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| 05/06/2005 |
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Vin Diesel & The Case of the Bad Actor
Vinford Jefferson Diesel heard his calling at age 16, enrolling in the Julliard School of Fine Arts to hone his craft. Young Vinford studied under the legendary Shakespearean actor Tobias Bingford and soon joined the National Shakespeare Touring Company as Man #4. Sick of being typecast as "the brainy guy," Vinford has now turned his attention to film. If Sean Penn were to meet him, he might agree that Vin Diesel is one of the finest young actors working today. |
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Oh Goldie...
FACT or FICTION: At one time, Goldie Hawn was once considered "attractive." |
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| Fake Advertisement |
| 04/11/2005 |
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The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame
From the makers of Blackula and Blackenstein comes the next great Disney Blacksploitation masterpiece! |
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| Douchestradamus |
| 03/09/2005 |
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Douchestradamus Predicts #5
"One day, I will make eye contact with a woman and not get sprayed with mace." |
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| Non-Endorsements |
| 03/09/2005 |
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ShinyDonkey.com: #1 Site of Future Girlfriends!
ShinyDonkey.com is proud to announce that we've finally picked up the endorsement of the often overlooked "Kid Blount." I hope his future girlfriends like jokes about 11 year olds and guys named Bull, 'cause that's all they're getting! |
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