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01/28/2005       Jon Stewart Knows Dick
Take it from Jon: political talk shows and websites like ShinyDonkey.com are hurting America.
 
Celebrity Jokes
01/24/2005       It Turns Out Asians Eat Dogs

Lucy Liu is Asian;
Asians eat dogs;
You do the math, hotshot.
 
Shiny Donkey Related
01/24/2005       May I Being Helping You, My Main Man?
After receiving numerous complaints that our "all babe" technical support staff knew nothing about "computers" or "tech support," we laid off our entire staff and outsourced the whole operating to India! Now you'll still get lousy tech support -- but at half the cost to us!
 
Shiny Donkey Related
01/24/2005       Derp!
Studies have proven that showing pictures of this woman to test subjects increases annoyance levels by 86% and "fist balling" by 152% Thanks to a grant from the Alex Santantonio Immaturity Foundation, Shiny Donkey visitors have a chance to serve this woman lunch -- a delicious knuckle sandwich!!!
 
Douchestradamus
01/19/2005       Douchestradamus Predicts #4
Mathemeticians will finally prove:

Purple Glasses
+       Bad Wig
____________
  Sad, Sad Life
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



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