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01/19/2005       Odds of Winning: 1 in 38,004,384,028
Well, you were THIS close to winning the mystery prize, didn't you? And we really thought you had it in you win this time - f***ing LOSER!
 
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01/17/2005       Lure chicks to your pool with the X10!
The X10 camera's initial advertising campaign was so incredibly successful at annoying the piss out of 90% of the web users, it single-handedly created an entire industry of "pop up blockers!" Thank you, X10, we all need more friends like you!
 
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01/15/2005       Bootlickers Unite!
When the Apes took over Earth, ShinyDonkey.com was the first website to declare full allegiance to "whoever won the war."

Now that's balls.
 
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01/15/2005       Kid Rock rocks Shiny D
Kid Rock has never visited Google, he doesn't know what eBay is and he has never heard of "Windows."

Actually, he's more of a Linux man.
 
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01/15/2005       Douchestradamus Predicts #3
"By the year 2046, I will have kissed a girl."
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



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