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Douchestradamus
01/15/2005       Douchestradamus Predicts #2
"Life will be discovered on Mars, but their women won't date me eithere."
 
Douchestradamus
01/15/2005       Douchestradamus Predicts #1
"One Day, my appearance will be considered 'not sad.'"
 
Celebrity Jokes
01/15/2005       GET MILK OR DIE
P. Diddy's "Vote or Die" campaign was so successful that the folks at the Dairy Council decided to rework their "Got Milk?" slogan using slightly more aggressive language.

So now with a new slogan and a spokesman with real street cred, the Dairy council urges you to getcho ass some milk before Puffy busts a cap in it!
 
Non-Endorsements
01/14/2005       Usher Keeps It Real
The Internet is for porn -- so what the #*&$ are you doing at this site, reject? The boobs.com's of the world beckon you...
 
Shiny Donkey Related
01/14/2005       Shiny Donkey Technical Support #1
If you are experiencing any difficulties with this website, we encourage you to contact our technical support girl, Claire. She doesn't know much about the internet, but she's real bubbly and loves talking on the phone! Call now!
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



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