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01/07/2005       Rogain for Women: a little TOO strong
For the foxy lady in your life comes Rogaine for Women (from the makers of Rogaine for Men and Pitt-Steele Silver Bullets). One evening each month, your lady will have beautiful, lustrous hair all over her body -- and if she catches your scent, odds are she'll eviscerate you and feast on your internal organs by the pale moon light!
 
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01/04/2005       Out of Sync
Lance Bass knows mediocrity when he sees it -- hell, there are 4 mirrors in his master bathroom alone. So take it from him, "ShinyDonkey.com sucks."
 
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01/04/2005       Rosie's Stamp of Approval
She may hate the magazine that bears her name, but ROSIE loves the Shiny Donkey.
 
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01/04/2005       Paris Hilton's Home Page
Take it from Paris Hilton: her internship as a senior web developer taught her that web design is as easy as cursing at your maid. She could totally design something better than this site. Rest assured, it would be "hot."
 
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12/24/2004       Al Pacino detects the Scent of a Woman
"Mmm mmm, Al Pacino, do you detect the... Scent of a Woman!"
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



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