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| Movie Quotes for the Ages |
| 12/23/2004 |
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Rob Schneider is The Animal
"Well, well, Rob Schneider, medical science proves that you truly are... the Animal!" |
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| Movie Quotes for the Ages |
| 12/23/2004 |
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Mel Gibson is The Patriot
"Well, well, Mel Gibson, I always suspected that you were... the Patriot!" |
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| Celebrity Jokes |
| 12/23/2004 |
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Jimmy Smits and Rick Schroeder, meet Joe Piscopo
Leaving NYPD Blue to launch their movie careers was risky, but who's laughing now??
Probably Mark Paul Gosselar. Or Screech. |
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| Celebrity Jokes |
| 12/23/2004 |
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Lindsay Lohan Has Boobs
Yes, it's true: Lindsay Lohan has boobs. What's more, she's absolutely devastated that everyone is talking about them. I mean please, people, why can't you just back off and let her focus on the craft? |
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| Non-Endorsements |
| 12/22/2004 |
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Ben Affleck Is Gay
Ben recently dropped by the Shiny Donkey Studios and left reenergized -- feeling both more secure in his sexuality and more confident in his decision making. After all, if this site sucks massive wang, why can't he? |
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